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So We Traded Dex
Going to be honest here, never in a million years did I think we would actually do it. It seems Dex was legitimately done with the Giants and truly wanted out. And ya know what? He had every right to want out. Do I now have to pivot and called him washed up and say that we totally fleeced the Bungholes and we’re going to be way better off without him? Yes. 100% yes I do. Do I actually believe that? Speculatively. But look at what Dex has seen happen to his teammates in just t

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12 hours ago4 min read


The Jersey Boys - free agent number live reactions / Rundown Ep. III
These will be spitfire takes. The Giants literally just announced the jersey number choices from this off season’s free agent signings (thus far). This is this type of live, finger on the pulse reporting that you can only get from The Oracle. Editors note: in the time it has taken me to write this, it is now old news. Sign up for email notifications on new posts in the comments. I promise I won’t bug you. Isaiah Likely - TE: # 9 Overall Rating: Disappointing This is the big

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Apr 86 min read


NOT an emergency blog 😴
Hey guys. Oracle here. How’s everyone’s Monday? Nice Easter weekend? Yeah? Great. Just getting ready to watch the national championship here. Rooting for UConn I think. Been a while since my last post! Longer than I’d like, but honestly nothing much has happened really these last couple weeks. Off season ya know? Just gettin’ ready for the draft. Been kinda quiet and no big news really since the start of free agency…. Oh, the thumbnail? That’s a photo of the tattoo on Dexter

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Apr 64 min read


Free Agency Rundown Episode II: Of Safeties and Long Snappers
I think the Giants are reading The Oracle….either that or I’m just THAT good at predicting them. Trust. They for sure have to be one of the 50 people who read episode 1 of the Free Agency Rundown and one of the 123 unique users who have visited this website since its creation (125 including me from 2 different devices). Shoutout to the fact that I still don’t know how to let people get on some sort of email list. Grass roots word of mouth movement. We moving it slow and sweet

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Mar 276 min read
🚨 Emergency Blog 🚨
The Giants have signed free agent Darnell Mooney. I need to be up front here as this is my first emergency blog. I am like 8-10 beers deep at a bar. This crossed my bow and I have to do this. This is a huge signing with major implications. I was very upset when we let Wandale Robinson walk. He is a very talented slot receiver and had chemistry with Dart and was good for his development. He will probably regret leaving Dart who just threw him his best season in the league but

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Mar 143 min read
Free Agency Rundown
What a week for the Big Blue. Lots of "nuts and bolts" type-pieces as opposed to any huge splashy signings outside of perhaps Likely. One of the most exciting parts of signing Likely will be the fun we will get to have with his name. How many beers you drinking tonight? Likely 80. How many games are we going to win next year? Likely 80. I guess we still have to see what number he ends up with on the G-Men, but my guess is Likely 80. As an aside, I am a connoisseur of football

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Mar 138 min read


🚨Vision🚨
I had a dream last night. This is sometimes how the information comes. Sometimes it’s a cogent thought that hits me like a bolt of lightning during the day. Like a slap in the face. But this one was a dream. I am (in real life) on vacation with my future-in-laws, shoutout fiancées dad. In my dream, I awoke this morning and checked my phone. I had missed the entire first 2 rounds of the NFL draft. Despite pangs of negative emotion that you feel in those panic-type “oh shit I m

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Mar 52 min read
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