Trust the Oracle!  

Brother you are GYAT damn right we back. Victory Monday is here. You like that??? You like that opening night beatdown?? How good does that fucking feel man. Crisp offensive execution on strategic and thoughtful play calling. Effective special teams. Enough* defense to keep the game under control the whole time (would’ve loved some more pass rush but that’s a good O Line they got there). Really nothing all that special on offense either. We can run the ball straight down your

This is going to be the tester / teaser format for the regular season. I think I can “pretty reliably” do a bite-sized and/or immediate reaction post for every game, and then I can still sprinkle in my poetic waxing posts as I feel like it / have something to wax poetically about. But what does this all mean for you? “Woaaaahhh two posts in one week?? AND back to back Dark Knight Christopher Nolan references??? Bro The Oracle is fucking BACK dude. Kid’s on fuckin’ FOIRE right

Sup. Missed you guys. I wonder if you thought that The Oracle was dead. I wonder if you were thinking “wow yea that must have been some sort of a mental break that kid had, I guess he’s not actually serious about the Giants blog after all.” Well news flash, asshole, I had a lot of shit going on this summer since the draft. I’ve been all over the place - physically, mentally, spiritually, I’ve been through it all. Not a ton of time for firing off takes. And by the way, basical

Sup. Couple of site-level house keeping items before we crunch into this taco and let the ground beef fall where it may: Hyperlinks will now be a thing due to overwhelming feedback (complaints) about how I say things like “seriously, go look it up” and then you go tap on that part of the sentence and it is simply not a link. I get that, and that’s fair critique, so links will now be a thing. But they won’t always be a thing, mkay? I have *three* options in order to add a litt

Guys… we just got WAY better these last few weeks. Not just in the draft either. This is going to be a quick look into our draft picks (some more in depth than others) and then a brief but important dive into the MAJOR post-draft activity that has since occurred. [EDITORS NOTE: This is a way longer post than I predicted. But it’s a fun one stay with me.] Let’s go. The Elephant in the Room: Jeremiyah Love did not go to the Giants. He did not get snatched up by the Titans just

I am obviously super excited about the draft. We’re going to (hopefully) get two really good players. I have already predicted that Jeremiyah Love falls to us and I said if anything the Titans will take him just before we can. People say the Cardinals are going to get him. I think that would be a ridiculous thing for them to do and they have so many issues at so many more immediate positional needs and I don’t think “wasting” a pick on a rb is going to solve literally any of

Going to be honest here, never in a million years did I think we would actually do it. It seems Dex was legitimately done with the Giants and truly wanted out. And ya know what? He had every right to want out. Do I now have to pivot and called him washed up and say that we totally fleeced the Bungholes and we’re going to be way better off without him? Yes. 100% yes I do. Do I actually believe that? Speculatively. But look at what Dex has seen happen to his teammates in just t